"Dear Max London,

Really now.  Who do you think you are, with that slammin' body, big cock, handsome scruffy face, and sexy voice?  You think you can just waltz in here, bat those gorgeous eyes at me, and win me over?  Well you're right, goddamn it.  When I saw you rubbing that lotion over your rock hard abs, I folded faster than Superman on laundry day.  And that SMILE.  Ugh.  It's too fuckin adorable.  Damn it.  And...and...well, you're just so outrageously NICE too, I mean it's just not fair, you aren't allowed to be that hot AND a stand-up guy at the same time.  Hmpf.  And THEN, to add insult to injury, you blow a huge creamy load all over the floor instead of on my butt or face.  I'll let you off the hook this time, but next time I see you, you better be shoving your hard muscle-cock in some boy's mouth, ok?  Deal?  Do me that favor!

Sincerely,

RB"